Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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