what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My pussy is not your playground.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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