I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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