Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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