guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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