Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
God, I missed his penis.
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