Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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