Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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