I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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