if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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