My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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