Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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