All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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