I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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