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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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  wtf?

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  She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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• (512): View more from Texas

  New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I thought you were single?

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  I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.

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