haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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