i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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