like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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