If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Boobs are out for the taking
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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