Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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