What a fucking waste of an outfit
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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