Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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