Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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