Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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