Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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