you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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