Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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