so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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