The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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