David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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