That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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