Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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