I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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