so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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