I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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