Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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