google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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