I wish my penis had an off switch
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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