Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Randomize
