I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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