Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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