i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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