He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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