i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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