I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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