I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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