i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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