I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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