we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I wear drunk well.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
