My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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