i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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