I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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