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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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