God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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