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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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